Study: Millennials Failing Math Because They “Literally Can’t Even”

WASHINGTON — A new study published this week by the Pew Research Center says that as many as half of all millennials are failing out of algebra because they literally can’t even. “Our research shows that millennials generally lack the ability to literally even. They usually start developing the concept of the numbers 0, 2, 4, 6, and 8 just after high school”, say Yale Professor Tamara Rogers who heard it from Stacy, after studying Rachel for a semester. “Some people don’t respect algebra, especially after most text books say it’s Basic” ranted Professor Rogers, but in her usual passive self. “Maybe I just don’t get numbers. Sorry, not sorry.” According to another study by Millennial Research Center, the struggle is real.